If you've seen this before its because its been on my myspace for a couple years now. I promise you I was sober when I had this dream but here goes.

"Okay so I had this weird dream the other day. I was on this island that I go to every once in a while. The weird thing is that Bryant University Basketball Court was there too. The even stranger thing is that everyone except me was wearing those tags on their ears that cows have on their ears. There was this woman in this weird costume that made her look like an evil queen, and she was looking for me with her 2 soldiers. I get out of the court with them hot on my trail. I run into the house I usually stay at when I'm on this island. I look out the window (The house is waterfront) and the water is all polluted. There are these gigantic crabs with tentacle coming out of the front of their head. it has a big bulging eye coming out of it. There are about 7 of them. I look out the other window and see that someone tore a hunk of the island out of the ground. Now there's a big lake there. I decide I need to get out of this island right away. I run for the ferry. I buy my ticket and notice that next to the store that is at the docks, the empress and her 2 soldiers appear out of nowhere. They say get back into your house. I somehow appear back at the house. I'm on the couch eating Tostitos when I get up and run out of the house again. I call up the water taxi (there's a water taxi at the island I go to that picks you up if you miss the ferry.) and he says he'll pick me up. I go to the shore and just stand out in the open. I see the water taxi coming but instead of seeing the taxidriver I see the Empress women and her 2 guards come riding in. She says get back in your house. I once again appear on my couch except instead of eating tostitos, I'm eating a freeze pop and drinkin a Mountain Dew. I get up and run to the ferry. I get on without having to deal with The Empress woman. I get into the passenger room and I sit down there is a claymation cartoonish skeleton on the ground (Don't ask) I'm sitting next to Yoda who has jeans and a T-shirt on. We're talking about how screwed up the island is now. I notice a door but it's locked but there is a window next to it. I look in and there are more cartoon skeletons except they're all blue and green. I then just magically appear in an RX7 and I'm driving down this street that I drive down when I'm coming home from the island. It's now all overgrown. I drive at 2,000,000 mph and I end up at home. I run into my room and there is a chair in there. Someone is laughing like they have something stuck in their throat. I demand "Who The Hell Are You?!" The chair spins around and Yoda is sittin there. He has a suit on and is wearing a Donald Trump wig. He floats off the chair. He points his finger at me. "Fired You Are!!" He says. Fire shoots out of his finger at me. I jump out the window of my room down 2 stories. I look up and an army of Chubakas are standing there. They are all wearing Camouflauge clothing. The leader, who is wearing a cowboy hat, lets out that "ahahahahahahahaha" scream. The Chubakah army charges at my house. I run into the woods as I see lots of flames everywhere. I magically end up on the island again. I'm walking down the road when I come to my neighbors house. There is a weird box in the fence. I look inside and David Spade is in the box doing one of those credit card ads. He says, "What's in your ham sandwich?" I just laugh. idk y. A bar somehow got built in between my neighbors house and mine. I go in. It's Moe's Tavern. I see Homer Simpson and I throw a donut at him. He just turns around and catches it in his mouth. He jumps into an arcade game and become Pacman. I leave the bar. and walk into the center of the island (which magically reappeared) There's a big cave. I walk in and see a big black lobster. It has the head of a Lion which also was black but had a yellow mane. I then magically appeared at Mc Donalds and started eating a chair. Idk y. Don't ask. Thats my weird dream. The scariest thing of all is that I got hundreds of more dreams just like this 1. I'll post them in a couple days, or maybe in a couple minutes." yea i never posted any others lol